unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

shalrath:

people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

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fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

californicatinq:

you are lying to me if you said that you didnt sing this in your head

just-a-ravenclaw-nerd:

nintendochu:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did 

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I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

IT’S BACK

I have finally found it!

am-i-autistic:

old-manrupee:

deathbyunicorn:

princess-fro-fro:

communistbakery:

stop-otp-stop:

communistbakery:

it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

i say we demand change

I have to give you credit for that one

I have no intrest in your bad puns

Leave me a loan.

Oh, don’t stop on my account.